Let me tell you something about Gerard Way. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Michael Vampire who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Los Angeles, and Gerard was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Michael Vampire, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-best band guys pool party, I was like, “Gerard, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re ”selled.” I mean I couldn’t have a selled at my party. There were gonna be people there with talent. I mean, right? He was a selled. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was red light and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s trying to be a boyband.